Very Nice Poems

I like this poem very much:

This may or may not have come from online:

Roses are blue
Violets are red
You're doing it backwards
That's what she said.

Want another one? Too bad

    Roses are red        
    Violets are red        
    Bushes are red         
    Trees are red        
    Grass is red        
    Oh crap my garden's on fire.
                    -Confucius(i think)