New York

The City itself: NYC

The city is a great place for families to buy overpriced I HEART NY!!! T-shirts.
I'm here to make you avoid that. Because otherwise you look like a dumb tourist.
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People will be rude to you if you are too dumb or say weird, borderline racist things.
That might be okay in Texas, but in New York we have a culture of cultures.
You're going to have to be smart, figure out how not to go to
tourist traps (There's more to the city than just the Statue of Liberty). I'm here to help.
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